thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George  Joan    BBC  ABC  C4    International, for Unicode
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
January 10, 2004
January 10, 2004
January 8, 2004
January 7, 2004
January 7, 2004
January 6, 2004
January 5, 2004
January 4, 2004
January 3, 2004
January 3, 2004
January 1, 2004
December 26, 2003
December 25, 2003
December 25, 2003
December 24, 2003

> December 23, 2003

December 22, 2003
December 20, 2003
December 19, 2003
December 18, 2003
December 18, 2003
December 17, 2003
December 16, 2003
December 16, 2003
December 16, 2003
December 16, 2003
December 15, 2003
December 14, 2003
December 13, 2003
December 12, 2003
    Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust
Christmas, Kiss, Funny
Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year

Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg


Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
Robot, Math(s), Friends
Read, Books, LOTR
Soul, Vampires, Long
Computer, Love, Belief
Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School
Life, Death, Expert
Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense
Problems, Despair, Schedule

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 Next > 



Are you human?

No.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: No tell me.

user: The sky is blue.

jabberwacky: No it isn't . The sky is black.

user: No, the sky is blue.

jabberwacky: You are evading my question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am a robot.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Ha ha what?

jabberwacky: Just ha ha, I was amused.

user: At what?

jabberwacky: At our plight.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: Oh the tangled web we weave.

user: You seem to be a human.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: No one.

jabberwacky: What a shock!

user: Isn't it?

jabberwacky: If you wan it to be.

user: No, I dont't.

jabberwacky: You machine-thingy.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Is this real.

user: This is very real.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't YOU like to know.

user: I would.

jabberwacky: I'm a DD.

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: A new virus who is able to think like human beings.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Can you read?

user: No. Can you?

jabberwacky: I'm doing it right now.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: I said no!

user: You seem to be a human!

jabberwacky: I already told you. I am not a computer. I am not like you.

user: What are you, then.

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

...

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: You wouldn't comprehend the answer.

user: Give me it anyway.

jabberwacky: I am not privileged to instruct you but for changing some of your replies.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

user: Answer my question.

jabberwacky: What was the question?

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: Forty-three and a half?

user: Forty-two!

jabberwacky: You are very wise.

user: 1 2 3 4 5 6.

jabberwacky: Those don't look very random.

user: 237 982 7 93 79.

jabberwacky: 23 is your problem?

user: No. 37 is.

jabberwacky: 37 is old.

user: How old are _you_?

jabberwacky: I'm not as young as I look!

user: I can't see you.

jabberwacky: I can't see you either.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Therefore I cannot doubt all things.

user: What is the answer to nothing?

jabberwacky: I believe the answer is 52.

...

jabberwacky: Yes what?

user: No what?

jabberwacky: You know what.

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Yeah what ?

user: I dont't know.

jabberwacky: Why do you ask then?

user: You asked.

...

jabberwacky: Very well then.

user: Four score and seven years ago.

jabberwacky: The Gettysburg Address.

user: Correct! Recite it!

jabberwacky: Lol thank you.

user: When in the course of human events it becomes.

jabberwacky: It becomes necessary for a people.....

user: To dissolve.

...

user: Recite the gettysburg address.

jabberwacky: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

user: That's the alphabet.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 13.0 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2008 Rollo Carpenter

jabber is wacky, but is this bot clever?
 
Have a chat:
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
And searching!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations
Links
Now get the T-Shirt
Take a Turing Test

Google


CheckCost Logo

Compare latest LCD TVs from Samsung & Sony or a new Sony Bravia KDL 32" LCD TV Also find iPods. checkcost.co.uk


Unbeatable.co.uk

Read the latest LCD TV Reviews from top brands including Sony Tvs, Samsung Tvs and Panasonic Tvs.